Please put it by a lake. For me.

$YLJK for the wilderness vibes. Survival, secrets and a camp energy that speaks directly to my soul.

I did this last year and the kid was dressed as Michael Myers. I have never jumped so hard in my own hallway.

I just want a summer camp slasher that respects the lake. A dock, a canoe, a counselor who actually knows first aid. Is that so much to ask.

Campfire screening at a friend's cabin. Summer camp slashers in October is a crime I am happy to commit.

The camp counselors will return. The camp counselors always return.

I was so annoyed by that call I went and watched two camp slashers out of spite. Consider it my contribution to the rebound.