Update: same friends, same ghost, I said the name again. I am no longer allowed near the microphone.

Speedrunner pain: in a normal game, I learn the route. In these games the route learns me.

We will invite you. We will not follow you into the basement, but we will invite you.

Played $PHSM last night with three friends. We narrowed down the ghost type after forever, then one of us said the ghost's name into the microphone by accident and everything went wrong. Best night of the month. Why do co-op ghost hunting g…

As a bad speedrunner, the save room is where I sit for ten seconds and pretend to plan. I do not plan.

It is the perfect gateway because the scares are mostly jump scares and tension, not gore. You get the adrenaline without the bad dreams.

New IP people, where are you? $AMNS and $OTLS were new once, and look what they did to the genre. First person, no weapons, just run. That was a new idea.

The $RESI films were chaos, but I will defend them as their own weird thing. Not an adaptation, more like a cousin who moved abroad.

I still crouch in my chair when I hear anything that sounds like that.