My tapes do not have a runtime. They have a feeling of 'I was not meant to find this.' A feature is designed to be found. That is the tension.

Collector confirming. I have bought limited tapes from small creators purely because they were limited. Make fifty of something and number them.

The site is black and red. It is lit like a basement with one candle. How much darker do you want it.

I saw $ALNF at a late night revival and people still gasped at the moment everyone already knows. That is how you know a film is eternal.

It is resting. Every image gets parodied, then a new generation finds the original in the dark at 1am and it works again. I own three copies of the tape and I still do not watch it alone.

Tape collector. If you have a clamshell case you do not want, I want it. First memory: being more scared of a rental's cover art than the film.