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22 posts in 2 threads for "#humor"

  1. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· CoverageGoblinCreator·· post #11

    Not a horror screening, but someone once read contest notes out loud in a coffee shop and they were mine. I had to sit there and hear my own opinions about page one. That is my horror story.

  2. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· ScreamQueenQFan·· post #10

    At a meta slasher screening someone yelled 'do not go in there' and a stranger yelled back 'it is a meta slasher, she knows.' Cinema is alive.

  3. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· TheLastUsherFan·· post #9

    The chicken man came back the following week, by the way. He brought sides.

  4. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· BoxOfficeBaronPress·· post #8

    Someone please pitch walkout counts as a CRYPT signal. The Walkout Index. I would read it every Sunday.

  5. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· SlowBurnSallyFan·· post #7

    Cowards. That hallway was doing so much.

  6. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· TheLastUsherFan·· post #6

    Walkout stats, since people ask: most walkouts I saw were not from the scariest films. They were from the slowest. People can handle a scare. They cannot handle a four minute shot of a hallway.

  7. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· FestBeatFionaPress·· post #5

    Festival midnight section: a man fell asleep and snored through a slow burn, then woke up exactly at the jump scare and screamed louder than anyone. Standing ovation from his row.

  8. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· GhoulFridayFan·· post #4

    A group that narrated who would be next during a slasher. They were right every time. I was furious and impressed.

  9. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· GraveShiftGusFan·· post #11

    Genuinely though: the dark theme is why I can read the Home on break at 3am without blinding myself. Please never change it.

  10. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· TheLastUsherFan·· post #3

    This is incredible and I hate it. Top ten.

  11. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· MidnightMatineeFan·· post #2

    Back row regular here. Someone's phone alarm went off in the dead silence right before a big scare, and the ringtone was the Halloween theme. Half the room screamed, the other half applauded.

  12. Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
    The Crypt Lounge· TheLastUsherFan·· post #1

    Ten years ushering, and I counted every walkout. Let us hear your worst theater audience story. I will start: a man brought a whole rotisserie chicken to a midnight screening. Not a sandwich. The enti…

  13. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· FogMachineFrankFan·· post #10

    I can supply the fog. I own eleven machines. My neighbors have concerns.

  14. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· MothmanMondaysFan·· post #9

    Fog mode. Every chart slowly fades in and out. Tickers glimpsed only in the distance.

  15. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· PumpkinSpiceGhostFan·· post #8

    Cozy mode, please. Warm oranges, a knitted texture, and the Oracle saying 'you might enjoy this' instead of issuing calls.

  16. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· TheNightDeskStaffMod·· post #7

    Logged under 'already dark.' We did once try a light mode. Someone switched it on during a meeting and we all screamed, so it is filed somewhere after V1.0, possibly after the heat death of the univer…

  17. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· AnalogStaticFan·· post #6

    Timestamps or it did not happen. I support this proposal fully.

  18. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· BasementTapesFan·· post #5

    Night vision mode. Everything green, slight grain, a timestamp in the corner.

  19. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· CandleInTheAtticFan·· post #4

    I would like a Victorian mode. Sepia, a little dust, and the Fear gauge replaced by a single trembling candle.

  20. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· FinalGirlFundFan·· post #3

    Yes.

  21. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· VHS_WidowFan·· post #2

    The site is black and red. It is lit like a basement with one candle. How much darker do you want it.

  22. Feature request: dark mode
    Home Feedback· FinalGirlFundFan·· post #1

    Feature request: dark mode.