22 posts in 2 threads for "#humor"
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Not a horror screening, but someone once read contest notes out loud in a coffee shop and they were mine. I had to sit there and hear my own opinions about page one. That is my horror story.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
At a meta slasher screening someone yelled 'do not go in there' and a stranger yelled back 'it is a meta slasher, she knows.' Cinema is alive.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
The chicken man came back the following week, by the way. He brought sides.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Someone please pitch walkout counts as a CRYPT signal. The Walkout Index. I would read it every Sunday.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Cowards. That hallway was doing so much.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Walkout stats, since people ask: most walkouts I saw were not from the scariest films. They were from the slowest. People can handle a scare. They cannot handle a four minute shot of a hallway.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Festival midnight section: a man fell asleep and snored through a slow burn, then woke up exactly at the jump scare and screamed louder than anyone. Standing ovation from his row.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
A group that narrated who would be next during a slasher. They were right every time. I was furious and impressed.
- Feature request: dark mode
Genuinely though: the dark theme is why I can read the Home on break at 3am without blinding myself. Please never change it.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
This is incredible and I hate it. Top ten.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Back row regular here. Someone's phone alarm went off in the dead silence right before a big scare, and the ringtone was the Halloween theme. Half the room screamed, the other half applauded.
- Worst theater audience story you have ever witnessed
Ten years ushering, and I counted every walkout. Let us hear your worst theater audience story. I will start: a man brought a whole rotisserie chicken to a midnight screening. Not a sandwich. The enti…
- Feature request: dark mode
I can supply the fog. I own eleven machines. My neighbors have concerns.
- Feature request: dark mode
Fog mode. Every chart slowly fades in and out. Tickers glimpsed only in the distance.
- Feature request: dark mode
Cozy mode, please. Warm oranges, a knitted texture, and the Oracle saying 'you might enjoy this' instead of issuing calls.
- Feature request: dark mode
Logged under 'already dark.' We did once try a light mode. Someone switched it on during a meeting and we all screamed, so it is filed somewhere after V1.0, possibly after the heat death of the univer…
- Feature request: dark mode
Timestamps or it did not happen. I support this proposal fully.
- Feature request: dark mode
Night vision mode. Everything green, slight grain, a timestamp in the corner.
- Feature request: dark mode
I would like a Victorian mode. Sepia, a little dust, and the Fear gauge replaced by a single trembling candle.
- Feature request: dark mode
Yes.
- Feature request: dark mode
The site is black and red. It is lit like a basement with one candle. How much darker do you want it.
- Feature request: dark mode
Feature request: dark mode.